salty-dog
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Yesterday, I took a friend out for his first ever salt water fishing adventure. Spent several hours out teaching him about different methods of fishing, lures, what to look for to find the fish and whatnot... overall, a pretty good day. Made our limits.
But, when the boy { 17 years old} caught his first fish {ever- salt or fresh }, I told him he was 1/3 of the way to officiating losing his salt water virginity. He asked what he had to do to get the other 2/3's. I took his fish, a nice rockfish, and told him that he had to get slimed properly by a fish slap. He asked if I was really going to slap him with it and I said "well, yea". He closed his eyes and I smacked him with it. I could hardly keep from laughing as I boldly told him he has to get slapped on the other side too. I smacked him again. He was all kinds of proud as he is no longer a "salt virgin". The rest of the day, I said nothing more about it.
Back on the hill and at home, my wife asked how the trip went and if the boy caught anything. He announced loud and proud he lost his salt virginity status and told her that he caught fish and was officially slapped twice. She started laughing at him and asked if he really fell for that "line of crap". He looked at me and asked if I really had to slap him with the fish and I smiled and said "not at all".
Yesterday, I took a friend out for his first ever salt water fishing adventure. Spent several hours out teaching him about different methods of fishing, lures, what to look for to find the fish and whatnot... overall, a pretty good day. Made our limits.
But, when the boy { 17 years old} caught his first fish {ever- salt or fresh }, I told him he was 1/3 of the way to officiating losing his salt water virginity. He asked what he had to do to get the other 2/3's. I took his fish, a nice rockfish, and told him that he had to get slimed properly by a fish slap. He asked if I was really going to slap him with it and I said "well, yea". He closed his eyes and I smacked him with it. I could hardly keep from laughing as I boldly told him he has to get slapped on the other side too. I smacked him again. He was all kinds of proud as he is no longer a "salt virgin". The rest of the day, I said nothing more about it.
Back on the hill and at home, my wife asked how the trip went and if the boy caught anything. He announced loud and proud he lost his salt virginity status and told her that he caught fish and was officially slapped twice. She started laughing at him and asked if he really fell for that "line of crap". He looked at me and asked if I really had to slap him with the fish and I smiled and said "not at all".