I'll be the first begger! (The spelling is correct)
Looking to hook up (pun intended) with boat that is dry, warm and able to put up with crew telling them what to use for gear, speed and location to fish. Must be adept in driving and mixing coffee and Baileys whilst attending four fish at a time while being instructed by crew.
Cleaning of fish is good, as is holding a spot in the line at the weigh in while crew is socializing is a definite asset.
What? No takers?
How about a sob story instead?
Sold my boat. Sold my charter business. Been fishing for Chums in Browns for seven years. Will supply the terminal gear and share gas expenses and will behave myself, for the most part.
One small caveat....have been known to launch the odd water balloon at other boats...what I lack in accuracy is made up in quantity.
Will resort to hijacking if need be!
boc