Fishing vs Sex

codfather

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Fishing vs. Sex

#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.


#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.


#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.


#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.


#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.


#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet.


#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.


#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.


#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.


#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.


#10 - You will not go blind if you Fish by yourself.


#9 - When hiring Fishing pros, you never have to wonder if they are really undercover cops.


#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.


#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for "fishing harassment".


#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.


#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.


#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.


#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.


#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.


#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think

about?!"
 
A couple more:
21) You can catch multiple fish in the same day - even within minutes of previously catching another fish.
22) This size of your rod is relatively unimportant to the fish.
23) As long as you can deal with the weather, there's not a consistently bad time of the month to go fishing.
24) It's OK in public for your fishing partner to brag about how good you are.
25) After fishing, your wife doesn't want you to just lay with her when you really just want to take a shower and get on with other things.
 
26) You never have to worry about closing the ads, erasing cookies and clearing the browser after you visit a fishing web site.
27) No one will ever ask you to brush your teeth, take a shower and shave before you go fishing with them.
28) It's absolutely okay to fish with your kinfolk.
29) Fishing buddies will fish with a headache.
30) Caught watching a fishing video at work won't get you fired.
 
Should be #1, you CAN brag about scoring that fine fish with your "Deadly Dick"
 
Catching crabs is a bonus!
 
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