Compelling sales and marketing pitch

Sharphooks

Well-Known Member
I think anyone wants a career in Sales and Marketing might want to have a look at this boat listing....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/boa/3710890433.html

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls butt tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had ***** magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer.

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Funny thing is, I knew a guy 15 or 20 years ago who had a boat exactly like that, with a grinning shark face painted on the bow. The guy got way more of the sweet stuff with that boat then he deserved.

He swore that wearing a sweater flecked with herring scales and smeared with salmon slime worked like a chum line to bring them in... then the shark teeth finished them off
 
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