A COVID Chuckle

[wildmanyeah]

 

[GLG]

Just got this from a friend in Alberta. It's true... it's Trudeau's fault.

 

[sly_karma]

It's always Trudeau's fault. For everything what ails ya. Any Albertan will tell you that.

 

[Stizzla]

It's always Trudeau's fault. For everything what ails ya. Any Albertan will tell you that.

Riiigggghhhhtttt... He’s crushing it

 

[sly_karma]

Crushing something for sure

 

[Enniberg]

Crushing something for sure

Ohhh - time to dig out the popcorn!

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Pippen]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Sotally Tober]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[GLG]

 

[GLG]

When covid makes you work from home make sure your kids don't use your computer.

 

[GLG]

 

[Sotally Tober]

Coronavirus Jokes -

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.

If you bought 144 rolls of toilet paper in preparation for a 14-day quarantine, you probably should have been seeing a doctor long before coronavirus.

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!

Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re **** out of luck.

You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.

Nail studios, hair salons, waxing centers and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

 

[AlK]

 

[Newf]

 

[walleyes]

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I understand that all to clear lol. I’ve worked with dozens of the boys over the years many fresh off the plane when I was with Precision Drilling during the 90’s. So I’m a pretty good interpreter of the lingo.

 

[Sir Reel]

 

[leaseman]

Keep them coming!!

Sure have enjoyed many of these!