The Official hijack thread...thread

[tubber]

Speaking of balls, does Wolf still play fast pitch? Is it true that one cannot bunt his way off the island? Or is that just a Domican/MLB thing?

 

[Lipripper]

Speaking of balls, does Wolf still play fast pitch?

No.. He plays SSlllooooowww pitch (unless he is in the garden, by the smoker, running the tractor, quad ride, making bread, did I mention the smoker? I haven't tried the new pep...?..)


Lets stop talking about Roy's balls................




And now for some eye bleach...

 

[fish stalker]

The secret is out! I read this this morning, things make so much more sense now grrr

'I know I'm gonna get kicked out of the club for this, but EVERY husband with experience knows that the best way to avoid being asked to do any chore is to do it poorly. Doesn't matter what it is. Washing dishes, scrubbing toilets, changing diapers, grocery shopping...Do it poorly enough and your wife won't ask because she's afraid of the results.

Sorry, guys...bet we knew it was probably the worst-kept secret, anyway.'

 

[Gear'n'beer!]

You suck fishstalker!

 

[trophywife]

i practice the half fight, works like a charm,, example, house is a mess , we start cleaning, i make mention of the lack of dinner effort this week, she gets pissed just enough to tell me to go do something else.. ah the half fight=win

 

[Gear'n'beer!]

I got nuthin

 

[fish stalker]

lol im a girl! wasn't me who let the secret out! Thats why I'm pissed!

lol t.w I get that one used on me too. I clean when Im mad. I think he's figured this one out.

 

[jeffywestcoast]

Is it wrong to drink moonshine while watching moonshiners?

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[Fish Assassin]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=em&v=6xljA6zJn4I&desktop_uri=/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I&sns=em

 

[jeffywestcoast]

That's a couple mins of my life I will never get back..you owe me...

 

[Fish Assassin]

I couldn't stop laughing......

 

[Dave H]

 

[Roofus]

Is it wrong to drink moonshine while watching moonshiners?

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its not moonshine if you paid tax on it.

 

[jeffywestcoast]

Roger that.. It's damn tasty though.also it is only 20 proof 40% alcohol.. Not the 80-90 proof real deal..


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[jeffywestcoast]

Comes right from the heart of shine country too.. Tennessee


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[Roofus]

Roger that.. It's damn tasty though.also it is only 20 proof 40% alcohol.. Not the 80-90 proof real deal..


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ill message you next time I am passing through and drop off a jar of high test it's drinkable morphine

 

[jeffywestcoast]

Sounds good probably last me a long time!

 

[finaddict]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=em&v=6xljA6zJn4I&desktop_uri=/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I&sns=em

That was just wrong on so many levels, I had to throw bleach in my eyes

 

[Sculpin]

Is it wrong to drink moonshine while watching moonshiners?

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No. Fully acceptable.

 

[Lipripper]

I must say that one with the cherries in it looks pretty appealing

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