Tell Your Best Joke

Sorry, I don’t have a dog in this fight but that’s a stone, not a rock. Each to their own, I guess.... but it’s a stone.

And while we’re at it.... this is a sofa. I’ve heard it incorrectly referred to as a couch. The term "couch" is believed to have come from the French word "couche," which is used to describe "a piece of furniture with no arms.....used for lying”

So, when you hear someone say, oh, look, a couch!, you’ll know they’re lying, and you’ll understand right away why it’s called a sofa.33650708-0F09-4273-9ACD-70C9E0F1322F.jpeg
 
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So my girlfriend looked me up and down then said:

" You know, I once watched a guy do 50 push-ups. Could you do that?"

Me: "Don't be silly, of course I could. Heck, I could watch a guy do 100 push-ups."




Take care.
 
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Just took a cruise to Alaska with my wife and her family. We visited a NW saloon with pictures of local outlaws. So what’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!!
 
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