Funny Boat Names

[kanuckle head]

Divorce settlement

 

[Sculpin]

How bought a quality built tin can like a Thunder Jet, Named "Tig'd High Freak"

Ha ha I had to look at that one twice to get it lol.

 

[Sculpin]

Like another forum member said in a thread (wife's opinion).

"The Last One"

 

[Lipripper]

Surprised I haven't seen Two feet short yet?

 

[kanuckle head]

Paddle me not

 

[Fishmyster]

I put a big tear in the first zodiac I owned. After that It was named "Miss take".
My new Fountain got named "Overkill". A close second choice was "Black Pearl". I figured the first would draw less attention!

 

[BigHog]

Fish n Chicks

Saw a boat at the False Creek Yacht Club about 10 years ago ...... No Fat Chicks (not very nice but funny)

 

[searun]

Ship Faced...resides in Port Alberni. Makes me smile every time I see her.

 

[burnsy22]

Saw a big Sea Ray cruiser at the nanaimo warf named "Morning Wood".....gave me a solid 30 seconds of laughter.

 

[KCW]

Island licker,wasn't much till you saw the girls legs painted on the side of the boat.

 

[Foxsea]

Saw a big Sea Ray cruiser at the nanaimo warf named "Morning Wood".....gave me a solid 30 seconds of laughter.

Great! For a young guy's boat: "Hardwood" and for some of us old guys, before the blue pill came along: "Softwood".

 

[salmonslayer31]

The two I am contemplating is "KNOT REEL" or "PLAN SEA"

Comments???

 

[Prawn Star]

This is my boat name.

 

[vDella]

Thanks for a good laugh! I especially liked the Salty Swallow... what did the person mean, I wonder?

 

[Prawn Star]

I like plan sea.

 

[plumbcrazy]

I kinda like mine, 'BIG KAHUNA' moored at pedder in the off season and Ucluelet during prime time

 

[Slabby20]

"Big Johnson"

 

[Hookin'up]

"A bigger hole" for the guy with two footitis

 

[Ofishal]

"Big Johnson"

Ha that was the name of my boat when I bought her, she came up from the states, probably a yank with a small johnson and a big boat, It was one of the first things I took off LMFAO just thinking about it.

 

[staying alive]

names i have seen

here's a couple --------- Cash Sales ---------- Miss Ellaneous