A new variant of an old disease.

[Gunsmith]

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim (Liberalis strain)

The BC Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible affliction

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2010...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 (HST variant) and the second dose in 2013 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Most ridings are already on top of this, like many in the interior , and apparently now on the Island, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

 

[Dirtdog67]

classic!!

 

[Little Hawk]

Good one Gunner!

And yeah, I hear ya man, I've had it bad for over eight years now; my pecker has turned into an 'inney' instead of an 'outey'; I fear it just might fall-off soon. This is a terrible thing dude because when you have acute GL and spend all your waking hours thinking about new-ways to 'screw' the environment and everyone around you, a guy really needs his tool.

"Some could care less if there's any fish left for our kids!"