Tell Your Best Joke
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God Said, "Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for
Me."
Adam
Said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?"
God
Said, "Go down
Into that
Valley."
Adam said, "What's
A valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said,
"Cross the
River."
Adam said, "What's a
River?"
God explained that
To him, and then said,
"Go over to the
Hill......"
Adam said,
"What is a
Hill?"
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On
The
Other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.."
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?'
After God explained,
He
Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a
Woman?'
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you
To
Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do
I do
That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."
And then,
Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as
Well.
So, Adam goes down
Into
The valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill,
Into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in
About five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, "What is
It
Now?"
And Adam said....
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(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
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"What's a
Headache?
Want you to do
Something for
Me."
Adam
Said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?"
God
Said, "Go down
Into that
Valley."
Adam said, "What's
A valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said,
"Cross the
River."
Adam said, "What's a
River?"
God explained that
To him, and then said,
"Go over to the
Hill......"
Adam said,
"What is a
Hill?"
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On
The
Other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.."
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?'
After God explained,
He
Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a
Woman?'
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you
To
Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do
I do
That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."
And then,
Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as
Well.
So, Adam goes down
Into
The valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill,
Into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in
About five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, "What is
It
Now?"
And Adam said....
*
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
*
*
*
*
"What's a
Headache?
IronNoggin
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Rectum…darn near killed him
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An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know ****?”.
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know ****?”.
