Most Pathetic Excuse Ever for Not Going Fishing?

[salty-dog]

I was talking to my brother down in Georgia over the weekend. The weather was nice at 78F, dead winds and local reports I had read were showing the redfish and speckled trout were biting everything but sawgrass. When he said he was bored just sitting at home, I suggested he hit the salt. He said "nah. I'll just play around on Facebook". WTH??? Two years ago, I left him with over $1500 worth of brand new fishing gear- he's never used any of it.

My usual fishing partner, my daughter, refused an invite a couple weeks ago. Her excuse: " I don't want to embarrass you". That hurts.

 

[spring fever]

I was talking to my brother down in Georgia over the weekend. The weather was nice at 78F, dead winds and local reports I had read were showing the redfish and speckled trout were biting everything but sawgrass. When he said he was bored just sitting at home, I suggested he hit the salt. He said "nah. I'll just play around on Facebook". WTH??? Two years ago, I left him with over $1500 worth of brand new fishing gear- he's never used any of it.

My usual fishing partner, my daughter, refused an invite a couple weeks ago. Her excuse: " I don't want to embarrass you". That hurts.

That really hurts-especially if it's true!!!!LOL

 

[jaymasta]

Do I need a fishing license? YES, well how much are they? $25-$30 with a salmon stamp, will we catch fish, I don't really want to go AND buy a license if we aren't going to catch any....
this was a conversation I had with a work acquaintance when he overheard I fished and had a boat and I had asked him if he'd like to come along one day. His initial answer was YES and seemed excited and then the above conversation happened.

 

[Bag-Juan]

I would really love to go but i can't, my wife is going hot-tubbing.

 

[high tide]

Honey Broke my Rod ........

 

[SteelyDan]

This just in, "it might rain"

 

[bushwackin]

A guy I know said "No thanks the salmon are full of radiation now"

 

[Aces]

Gas costs too much

 

[gungadin]

I have to cut the lawn

 

[jeffywestcoast]

cant go I forgot my sea sickness medication..

 

[TheSookesOfHazzard]

"Can't make it, busy hiding a body."

 

[eaglemaniac]

I stll think mine is the best. eman

 

[fishhunter327]

The Canucks are on.

 

[Dogbreath]

The Canucks are on.

LOL!!!

That's truly pathetic!

 

[fishhunter327]

lol!!!

That's truly pathetic!

The Canucks are on.......
THE GOLF CHANNEL !

 

[Fish Assassin]

Inthenet's excuse today...... My wife is out shopping

Sorry Man I had to share LOL

 

[SpringVelocity]

"Sorry I was going to go with you but my fiend with his 26 ft hourston wanted to go so I promised him I would go..". That was actually a true statement I had from someone last year. I have a blacklist on my baot so that made the cut.

Pathetic stay way from fishing with the guys without boats that trade up...

 

[Fish Camp]

Having rods that look alike but do not fit together. Once your at the fishing spot you find you have the wrong tip for the rod.

 

[Clint r]

A buddy of mine couldn't hit the river for salmon one day because "He HAD to go to dinner at his Mother in Laws"

 

[TheHurtLocker]

"My puss hurt's"