quote:Originally posted by Mouthhouse
For people like myself who are lazy fat pieces of crap, there is nothing better than a sled, I barely have to walk and my beer stays cold in the cooler. On top of that I dont have to really work for the fish...just..plunk..drift...wham....woohoo...bonk...fishin at it's finest baby.
SA-WEET! A fellow angler after my own heart! Aughhhh...N-O-T!
...the best part about being a fat S.O.B., like myself, is having the opportunity to hike and hit areas outside the relm of most boats and angling crowds of people trying to hit the flow just at the most oppertuned and perfect of times [but not quite hittin' it! Timing slightly off]. My time is in the highest of flows, in areas less traveled - If I was to show you my secret areas, then jokingly, or not, I would have to feed you to the crabs in Barkley Sound!
I like sleds, and drift boats and pontoons, kayaks, canoes[what ever floats me] but I feel characters as you have described do not really and truly exist in todays age and are fiction of your imagination - buds, bigger and fatter than me, for instance are even more active than even most buck or two light weights that I have seen on the flow! I know Fatboys, including myself that would slay any skinny butt bee-ach poser, mouth pieces, today, tomorrow or the next day, or the day after that - but what does fat or any size have to do with conservation, integrity, well meaning devotion, or other conservational topics related to that said?
Courtneys concerns as published were supposidly conservation minded - my concerns, as other anglers were, none the such, but to flush the bird from it's roost. As stated amoungst much garbley goop, banter and hacking - none was related...a good friend says that there was never any talk about thus said, or reservations put forward, thoughts developed or chat of resolve.
I for one state for the record, on this public forum that I will from this day forward kill fish on the upper Stamp river with my six wieght on low flow days, or with my eight on top flow. I promise to keep my intention to the fullest...I will also accomplish this with a 9.9hp pushing platform that is FFF sanctioned! Sorry, I am not trying to demean a really good oganization of whom does care about furture opportunities Canada wide - only forcing thought before figure, as I just felt that I should drop at least one good cause before I shut up!
Please Note That I also support many a good cause in BC - FFF being one. I am a whole angler...one and all or not at all! No In-betweens! Not one single in-between...we are all here to have a chance or oppertunity to angle and catch a fish - steal mine or any other anglers opportunity and I promise you, that you will be toast! I do promise you...I will even offer you the Squirl Peanut Butter for you to chew!
Do you really know me??? Do you really know him??? The truth talks!!
...sorry, I am just being very fesetious and torrent on this topic now...Yep, a Jerk!