Financial Planning

[Kristo]

Gary was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the*
family business.When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father*died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like*
just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few short years, my*
father will die and I will inherit $200 million." * *Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men. *

 

[Bait tricks]

Ahahaha nice one!!

 

[Dogbreath]

Old jokes are Best!

 

[adrianna3]

A man walks into a bank and proceeds up to the first available teller.
"May I help you sir?" she asks.
"Yes, I would like to open a f@#king account."
"Excuse me?" she replies, shocked.
"You heard me. I want to open a f@#king account."
Horrifed, the teller says "I'm going to have to get the manager."

A few minutes later the manager comes out and says in a very stern voice "May I help you sir?"
After a long sigh, the man says "Yes..... I've just won 50 million in the lottery and I'm trying to open an account here."
The manager replies "Oh, and is this ***** giving you a hard time?"