Little Hawk
Active Member
Rafe Mair sent me this. Normally I don't forward jokes, but I really liked this one.
RAFE HERE ... I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS TO YOU BUT IT'S TO GOOD TO PASS ... PLEASE PASS ON
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh', said the man.. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Gordon Campbell's clock?' asked the man. 'Campbell's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
"Some could care less if there's any fish left for our kids!"
RAFE HERE ... I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS TO YOU BUT IT'S TO GOOD TO PASS ... PLEASE PASS ON
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh', said the man.. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Gordon Campbell's clock?' asked the man. 'Campbell's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
"Some could care less if there's any fish left for our kids!"