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Fishing Humor
"You might be a redneck if..."
· If you have ever cleaned fish in your living room.
· If you've ever used a fishing boat to haul lumber.
· If you can buy live bait and cold beer at your barbershop.
· If in high school you were voted "Most likely to fish from a bridge.
· If you enjoy playing with bait more than you like to fish.
· If your fishing license is more precious to you than your marriage license.
· If you have ever made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor.
· If you practice casting in your yard.
· If you have ever sunk a rental paddleboat.
· If when you go fishing your tackle consists of a generator and copper wire.
· If you have been to the emergency room more than once to have a fishhook removed.
· If you videotape fishing shows.
· If you fly-fish with real flies.
· If any of your children were conceived in a fishing boat.
· If your most effective fishing lure is TNT.
· If your wife would rather fish from a bridge than go clothes shopping.
· If you would rather fish than have ***.
· If you have ever sent fan mail to a fishing lure.
· If you have ever spent more than half a day in a fishing shop.
· If you have an aboveground swimming pool that you fish out of.
· If your license plate frame mentions fishing.
· If when talking about great fishermen, your grandma's name always comes up.
· If your dream home is a fishing boat.
· If you think megabytes means a good day fishing.
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