The Most Annoyin/Aggravting Fishing Terms

[Pippen]

I read a message today from people Saltwater Trolling........and it just made me chuckle.

"Buddy we were out there.....working everything......"

"We worked the area hard" Or even worse "We fished hard today".


YOU sat on a boat.....barely lifted your arse up and worked a steering wheel and the odd net and rod combination; all while drinking beer!

Believe me....I am guilty......but don't say you fished "hard". Makes me laugh. "Ya.....we worked the area pretty hard".

 

[Pippen]

"That's why they don't call it catching"

 

[Pippen]

"It's not a supermarket....you gotta work for it".

 

[Pippen]

This boat only catches the ladies.

 

[tubber]

"Stick and stay make her pay" after 3 hours of lure washing.
"The full moon put them off the bite" even though others are up to their armpits in guts at the cleaning table and it was cloudy all night.
Anyone that refers to the Canucks as "we", except for the players and staff.

 

[finaddict]

"The full moon put them off the bite" even though others are up to their armpits in guts at the cleaning table and it was cloudy all night.

Yeah its funny how some guys have such a hard time admitting they sucked that day..........

 

[finaddict]

"giv'n'er"

At the cleaning station:
1. "is this a coho?"
2. "Is this a wild fish or a hatchery?"
3. "How many of these are we allowed to kill?"
4. " I am really glad we can kill 2 halibut every day"

Any elitist term by a feather chucker directed at a gear washer........i.e."Yeah I used to throw spoons until my fishing EVOLVED, Now I am strictly a fly angler" while standing beside his Range Rover and lighting his pipe........

 

[Big Green Machine]

I don't want anyone's secret honey hole, but.............

 

[ChoveyRoller]

" The whales must of just came through"

 

[abbyfireguy]

Slot size? What's that? As an obviously oversized Chinook is cleaned by a local..

 

[TheHurtLocker]

This boat only catches the ladies.

This made me laugh!

" The whales must of just came through"

This made me laugh even harder!

 

[spring fever]

The roll has to be just right!!

 

[Sir Reel]

You should have been here yesterday

 

[Island Fish Lifter]

"Tight lines".. I really dislike that one.

 

[albernifisher]

My dad always says "oh well, that's fishin" I especially like it when he says that right after he goes to net a fish, misses and catches the hook on the lure and does a perfect release...

 

[Aces]

Telling the guy playing the fish to not lose it like on Wicked Tuna.

I seriously doubt they want to lose it!

 

[spring fever]

Careful,easy, easy, tip up, tip up-patience, patience, play it out there, Don't clamp, easy easy--LOL Brought a smile to my face and can almost see the fight-unfortunately the words came too quickly so I have a nasty feeling that I'm the guilty party LOL I must remember to Shut UP!

 

[Island Fish Lifter]

Black box. Now theres another one.

 

[Sotally Tober]

If no fish were caught that day asking anyone on the boat - ' who brought the banana onboard ? '

 

[Big_Shank]

If no fish were caught that day asking anyone on the boat - ' who brought the banana onboard ? '

Say what you want to about them, but the cursed yellow fruit is a very legitimate bad luck charm. I can catch fish all day long with the best of em', bring a banana and all of a sudden you've gone and got yourself a skunk day...


The most aggravating fishing term I've heard is, "I'm not snagging, I'm jigging". As the person riffs on the pole from the surface of the water to behind their head in one smooth fluid motion...