Corey_lax
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tis but a scratch
Tell Your Best Joke
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spring fever
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Always look on the Bright side of Life!! LOL
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.
She started talking in a loud voice:
“Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train”.
“Yes, I know it's 6:30 and I'm not on the 4:30, but I had a long meeting”.
“No, honey, not with Kevin from the accounting office. It was with my boss Kevin”.
“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.
“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”
15 minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
The man sitting next to her had had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed”.
Sue doesn’t use her mobile phone in public any longer.
She started talking in a loud voice:
“Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train”.
“Yes, I know it's 6:30 and I'm not on the 4:30, but I had a long meeting”.
“No, honey, not with Kevin from the accounting office. It was with my boss Kevin”.
“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.
“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”
15 minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
The man sitting next to her had had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed”.
Sue doesn’t use her mobile phone in public any longer.
Aces
Well-Known Member
It’s only a flesh wound!
Aquaholic
Crew Member
I think that was from the life of Brian, but good point!
Sir Rainbow of Trout
Member
Holy Grail
Aquaholic
Crew Member
"Always look on the bright side of life" song was Life of Brian. The Brave Sir Knight sketch was Holy Grail.
