Tell Your Best Joke

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Steplift]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Loghauler]

As long as the guy with his boom box is somewhere else

 

[Loghauler]

We had domestic geese same size just all white might have been bigger by a bit anyway
I was twelve brother was fourteen he went into the barn first well he came out full tilt with the gander hanging on to his butt whoping him with its wings and didn’t let go for about a hundred feet or more well I lit out cause the goose and the goslings were in the barn and no way was gonna get my butt beat lol my brothers legs were bruised from ankle to belt line it messed him up !
I still laugh about it all these years latter

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Clint r]

 

[Stizzla]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[salmonkiller01]

Soo true

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Salmonslayer1992]

Soo true

Soo true

Funny, but those definitely aren’t Women, pretty young.

 

[Bill 310]

 

[Sea Chaser]

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

 

[salmonkiller01]

Funny, but those definitely aren’t Women, pretty young.

Well you had to ruin it for me. Lol

 

[Aquaholic]

 

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