Cuba Libre
Well-Known Member
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume
she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she
would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the
worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I
lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have
curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa! Who knew?
One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing
commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she
would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the
worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I
lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have
curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa! Who knew?
One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing
commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
