Fish Phrases

[FishWhisperer]

I love reading them. Figured a few of you guys may have some original stuff... Please post 'em
I''l start with these...

I am not against golfing, since I cannot, but I suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout. - Paul O'Neil

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. - Author Unknown

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. - Koos Brandt

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. - Author Unknown

 

[Hookin'up]

Early to bed
Early to rise
fish like hell
make up lies-unknown

all fishermen are liars except you and me and sometimes I doubt you

 

[Gerry]

A wife and a steady job have been the ruin of many a fisherman.

 

[pescador]

Our drinking Team has a fishing Problem.

 

[Barnacle Bill]

Fishing is not a matter of life or death, its much more important then that! .........BB

 

[jeffywestcoast]

"The worst day fishing is better than the best day at work"

 

[leftcoast]

"God does not deduct the time spent fishing from one's life"

 

[gearjammer]

There is no nooky like a chinooky

 

[spring time]

fishy fishy in a brook
daddy caught you with a hook
momma fried you in a pan
baby ate you like a man

 

[Rusty Hooker]

Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and his cute little wife will be home alone all weekend.

 

[Hookin'up]

heres one I here quite a lot onboard, I'm sure he'll chime in

Fishy Fishy bite my hook,
I'll be captain,
and you'll be cooked!

 

[Lipripper]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ~ Steelhead

 

[Jetboater]

as you troll past Another boat. ask if they are coming on the inside of you, or pulling out today

 

[finaddict]

Fishing has/will be great, really lights out. You should have been here last/next week

 

[searun]

Pass the Fire Ball sparky

 

[banger17]

how deep are yer balls??

its all in how you present your gear to 'em, and the angle of the dangle...

 

[FishWhisperer]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ~ Steelhead

lol. an actual truism

Lipripper, your posts are always "off the wall" and so entertaining. I look forward to the next one

 

[cheech]

'First Light first bite'
'Stick & stay, make it pay'

 

[Bait&Sea]

"All men are equal before fish...."

I read it on the wall of a pub in shuswap when we were there for a derby.

 

[Pippen]

I am sure most have seen this......but just in case.

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