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blueorca
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While reading the tape worm thread, I was again reminded of a site that generates great complaint letters...
http://www.pakin.org/complaint
As an example :
(and please...before directing any hate mail this way, It is only in jest...)
Because many of the things I'm about to say regarding Sockeyefry have already been beaten into the ground, I will try to keep this letter short. But before I continue, allow me to explain that my long-term goal is to help people see Sockeyefry's overbearing positions for what they are. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, if Sockeyefry is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of froward blackguards from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that it'll be capable of determining that it always cavils at my attempts to foster mutual understanding. That's probably because there is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until Sockeyefry and its vicegerents started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that Sockeyefry contends that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?
Is it just me, or do other people also think that Sockeyefry is indeed an adept at destroying our moral fiber? I ask because the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that Sockeyefry has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. Sockeyefry's fierce passions and fiendish cunning, combined with abnormal powers of intellect, with intense vitality, and with a persistency of purpose which the world has rarely seen, and whetted moreover by a keen thirst for blood engendered by defeat and subjection, combine to make it the deadly enemy of all mankind, while its irresponsible, frowzy hariolations contribute to inflame its wild lust of pelf, and to justify the crimes suggested by spite and superstition.
Sockeyefry alleges that it is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. The salient point here is that if Sockeyefry's attempts to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been practicing have spurred us to convince the government to clamp down hard on its beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments), then Sockeyefry may have accomplished a useful thing. In summary, it is my prayer that people everywhere will join me in my quest to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of Sockeyefry's contrivances.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint
As an example :
(and please...before directing any hate mail this way, It is only in jest...)
Because many of the things I'm about to say regarding Sockeyefry have already been beaten into the ground, I will try to keep this letter short. But before I continue, allow me to explain that my long-term goal is to help people see Sockeyefry's overbearing positions for what they are. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, if Sockeyefry is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of froward blackguards from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that it'll be capable of determining that it always cavils at my attempts to foster mutual understanding. That's probably because there is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until Sockeyefry and its vicegerents started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that Sockeyefry contends that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?
Is it just me, or do other people also think that Sockeyefry is indeed an adept at destroying our moral fiber? I ask because the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that Sockeyefry has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. Sockeyefry's fierce passions and fiendish cunning, combined with abnormal powers of intellect, with intense vitality, and with a persistency of purpose which the world has rarely seen, and whetted moreover by a keen thirst for blood engendered by defeat and subjection, combine to make it the deadly enemy of all mankind, while its irresponsible, frowzy hariolations contribute to inflame its wild lust of pelf, and to justify the crimes suggested by spite and superstition.
Sockeyefry alleges that it is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. The salient point here is that if Sockeyefry's attempts to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been practicing have spurred us to convince the government to clamp down hard on its beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments), then Sockeyefry may have accomplished a useful thing. In summary, it is my prayer that people everywhere will join me in my quest to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of Sockeyefry's contrivances.