Just thought I would share...

[Cuba Libre]

Just settled down on the keyboard to see what is cooking this evening when I get a frantic call from the wife--- "GET DOWN HERE!!!" House is on fire? WW 3 has started?, We won a million on the lottery???

Nope-- one of our labs has barfed his dinner ALL OVER the kitchen floor. Somehow, its MY fault and I have to clean it up!!!But after 39yrs of marriage I know better than to question "She Who Must Be Obeyed" !!!! I decide to do a forensic analysis of the evidence... yep, cruncheons, unidentified slime, and Ah HA!!! The smoking gun!!! I call my Love Muffin to come and have a look at the root cause of the despicable fouling of the kitchen--- "See Honey-- thats what caused it!!! Right there, I'll pick some out for you to look at---" GRASS!! The pooch just couldnt resist those low fat greens!!!

Imagine my hurt feelings when I got told that she didnt care WHAT caused it--".. just be quick and get it cleaned up. "

And I thought she would be proud of my deductive skills. There is just no satifying "them".....




20ft Alumaweld Intruder

 

[SeaWolf]

Well my Lab eats grass and then it gets stuck on the way out. He has no idea why I am po'd at him and not willing to help. A real lab though (the predecessor) swallows a hot dog bun and all whole, barfs it out whole, then eats it again, all the time wondering what the fuss is about.

 

[Giterdone]

Feel for ya bud. If my one of my dogs barfs or craps the wife does the cleaning because she knows if I get in there and get a wiff of it she'll be cleaning up my macaroni too.

 

[Gypseas]

Can anyone say fishing is slow if we're talking dogs barfin'
LOL

cheers