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>>>>>>>> A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her
>>>>>>>> grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just
>>>>>>>> grabs
>>>>>>>> one and goes over to the counter.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
>>>>>>>> She says,
>>>>>>>> "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
>>>>>>>> reel?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
>>>>>>>> counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She
>>>>>>>> doesn't
>>>>>>>> believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco
>>>>>>>> 404 reel
>>>>>>>> and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination and it's
>>>>>>>> on sale
>>>>>>>> this week for only $20 .00."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
>>>>>>>> sound of it
>>>>>>>> dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her
>>>>>>>> credit
>>>>>>>> card drops on the floor.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first
>>>>>>>> she is
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
>>>>>>>> clerk could
>>>>>>>> tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
>>>>>>>> was the
>>>>>>>> only person around.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
>>>>>>>> the rod
>>>>>>>> and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
>>>>>>>> Call is
>>>>>>>> $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> No virus found in this
>>>>>>>> grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just
>>>>>>>> grabs
>>>>>>>> one and goes over to the counter.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
>>>>>>>> She says,
>>>>>>>> "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
>>>>>>>> reel?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
>>>>>>>> counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She
>>>>>>>> doesn't
>>>>>>>> believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco
>>>>>>>> 404 reel
>>>>>>>> and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination and it's
>>>>>>>> on sale
>>>>>>>> this week for only $20 .00."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
>>>>>>>> sound of it
>>>>>>>> dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her
>>>>>>>> credit
>>>>>>>> card drops on the floor.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first
>>>>>>>> she is
>>>>>>>> really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
>>>>>>>> clerk could
>>>>>>>> tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
>>>>>>>> was the
>>>>>>>> only person around.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
>>>>>>>> the rod
>>>>>>>> and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
>>>>>>>> Call is
>>>>>>>> $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> No virus found in this
