Tell Your Best Joke
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High Time
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I stopped by the DODGE Dealership yesterday in WHITEHORSE
for a look at the new 2020 DURANGO SRT
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its
"wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter
and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Conservative
truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Conservative truck.
"I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just blow
smoke up your butt year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
for a look at the new 2020 DURANGO SRT
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its
"wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter
and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Conservative
truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Conservative truck.
"I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just blow
smoke up your butt year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
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Fish Camp
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Rain City
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Classic. Love that one.
fshnfnatic
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LMFAO.That guy has it nailed,man. Especially with the male version at the end.So frickin' true.Good one CIVANO!
Stizzla
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This joke is Stizzla approved!
Fish Camp
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A fisher folk come off the dock and up to the house of illrepurt.meets at place a what we call a lady.and they hit it off.dancing and inteleget conversation all night.the fisherfolk asks you want to find a place?(you could imagin).Well they were getting it on "baited hook"and the fisher folk said "how am i doing"? the lady says"3 knots".the fisher folk reply "3 knots?".and the lady replys "yes 3 knots" "you are knot in knot hard and knot getting your mony back".
Sharphooks
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A woman at the golf course calls her husband.
“Honey, I think I just got stung by a Bee!”
“Where,” her husband asks. "Where?"
“I think it was between the first and second hole,” she replies
“Honey, we’ve talked about this before,” says her husband. “Your stance is too wide."
“Honey, I think I just got stung by a Bee!”
“Where,” her husband asks. "Where?"
“I think it was between the first and second hole,” she replies
“Honey, we’ve talked about this before,” says her husband. “Your stance is too wide."
fish brain
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What goes well with the Corona Virus?
Lime Disease
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fish brain
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tinboatrobb
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A skeleton walks into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop....
Capt. Jack
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Guy go sees his doctor, and says "Doc!, each time I drink coffee or tea, my eye hurts"
Doctor looks at him and says "Hmm...Why don't you try removing the spoon from your cup"
Doctor looks at him and says "Hmm...Why don't you try removing the spoon from your cup"