Rich whitey + Nimby-ism.
They want their marinas and yacht clubs. They don't want joe blow in 'their' waters.
What have you been doing far? Without knowing it is hard to make suggestions. However some somewhat universal things to do;
BIL swears by his Orion cooler.
I've got one of these. WAY better design for manual use than Scotty, in my opinion.
Comes with three different mounts....
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