Canucks: 2011/2012

[hambone]

Every game is different, one period your allowed to punch a guy in the face,5 minutes later youre for looking at a guy wrong. Its a joke. "Letting them play" shouldn't exist anymore according to the new rules.

[Theb55]

Sorry Canuck fans. Just had to post this:
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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Vancouver Canucks but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

[Little Hawk]

Ha-ha! Good one!

[Fishtofino]

Sorry Canuck fans. Just had to post this:
Attachments, pictures and links in this message have been blocked for your safety.

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Vancouver Canucks but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

That's a redo of an old one used for the Toronto Maple Leafs........there's a huge difference in those teams

[Pippen]

That's a redo of an old one used for the Toronto Maple Leafs........there's a huge difference in those teams

It's sad when the haters have to try any and all avenues to make themselves feel better.