A letter to a men's help line:
Hi I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs:
if the phone rings and i answer it they hang up; she goes out with the girls alot.
I try to stay awake to see what time she comes home but always fall a sleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someones car buttoning her blouse,
then took her panties out of her purse and slipped them back on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack
in the outboard mounting bracket.
Is it something i can get welded or do i have to replace it.