quote for the day

[scott craven]

30 years ago we had Pierre Trudeau,Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
now we have Steven Harper, no cash, and no hope !

 

[Lipripper]

You mad?

 

[scott craven]

That's classic Lippy !

 

[tains]

Seen this one on a billboard at Walkers Saw Shop. "Growing old is mandatory.....growing up is optional"

 

[Little Hawk]

'Women are like motorcycles; just when you think you got'em licked - they dump ya!'

 

[JosephLidia]

30 years ago we had Pierre Trudeau,Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
now we have Steven Harper, no cash, and no hope !

LOL

 

[stones93]

Mopeds are like fat chicks....fun to ride until a friend catches you!

 

[profisher]

I spent all my money on booze, broads and boats. The rest I wasted.

 

[pescador]

Our drinking Team has a fishing Problem.

 

[GLG]

“I think that most Canadians would agree that while oil may still run our cars for now, it shouldn’t ever run our government.”

 

[Lipripper]

You can lead a donkey to water but you can't change his spots

 

[goalie]

Diapers and politicians should be changed frequently, for the same reason...

 

[Tips Up]

Don't sweat the petty things...
and don't pet the sweaty things!

 

[winephart]

Mr. Harper is a Visionary, who put wheels on miscarriages!

 

[Lipripper]

A bird in the hand....Never grows moss

 

[Lipripper]

Can't judge a book by another mans treasure..

 

[Englishman]

This one from Douglas Adams:-

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

 

[Peterman]

When I want your opinion...... Ill give it to you...!!!

 

[Gunsmith]

A bird in hand will not poop on your head.

 

[Lipripper]

Don't cry over a spilled prize horse in the mouth