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With the legalization of marijuana there are some new laws coming and this one seems relevant to us.
“Using marijuana is barred in any vehicle or boat. And no one can operate a vehicle or boat if they know someone in it is using cannabis”.
One of the guides I have gone out with asks you at the dock if you have any bananas ( there bad luck) and if you do, you have to eat it quick before you get on his boat. No names mentioned, right Wolf. Now he may be adding – I see you have a bag a brownies, come on eat them, eat them all, stuff them in your face. I can’t operate the boat till there gone – its the law.
How about you turn around from the helm station and its - dam lady your eating a brownie, now I have to stop operating the boat. Tell you what, I will just turn off the motors, close my eyes, put my hands over my ears and hum to myself. You tap me on the shoulder when its gone and I can start operating the boat again.
Captain, the purser says there is a couple on the upper deck eating a brownie. Who responds; dam this always happens on the Salt Spring Island route. Turn this ferry around and head back to the terminal.
Lady I see you have a brownie there. Since you are in the Cabin you are “in” the boat and I can’t operate the boat if your in it eating a brownie. Go out on the deck where you will just be “on” the boat and were golden.
Perhaps there will be a new emergency cannabis boat violation reporting system. Pot Pot Pot to be added to Mayday Mayday Mayday and the Pan Pan Pan VHF call options.
And feel free to add your own. I need to go get another beer and clean up all these empties.
With the legalization of marijuana there are some new laws coming and this one seems relevant to us.
“Using marijuana is barred in any vehicle or boat. And no one can operate a vehicle or boat if they know someone in it is using cannabis”.
One of the guides I have gone out with asks you at the dock if you have any bananas ( there bad luck) and if you do, you have to eat it quick before you get on his boat. No names mentioned, right Wolf. Now he may be adding – I see you have a bag a brownies, come on eat them, eat them all, stuff them in your face. I can’t operate the boat till there gone – its the law.
How about you turn around from the helm station and its - dam lady your eating a brownie, now I have to stop operating the boat. Tell you what, I will just turn off the motors, close my eyes, put my hands over my ears and hum to myself. You tap me on the shoulder when its gone and I can start operating the boat again.
Captain, the purser says there is a couple on the upper deck eating a brownie. Who responds; dam this always happens on the Salt Spring Island route. Turn this ferry around and head back to the terminal.
Lady I see you have a brownie there. Since you are in the Cabin you are “in” the boat and I can’t operate the boat if your in it eating a brownie. Go out on the deck where you will just be “on” the boat and were golden.
Perhaps there will be a new emergency cannabis boat violation reporting system. Pot Pot Pot to be added to Mayday Mayday Mayday and the Pan Pan Pan VHF call options.
And feel free to add your own. I need to go get another beer and clean up all these empties.
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