OR....you could get yourself a regular PC and get all the virus, malware protection you need for free....
Freaking Apple. "Oh, it's so easy to use. It's the greatest computer out there. Wait, how do I close this window.....WAIT, why are there so many applications running? What do you mean I cant just "X" out of a program!?!?! OK, what just happened???? Honey, I need to go to the Genius Bar. COOL!!!! New iPads/iPhones!!!"
They're the greatest advertiser in the world. Get you coming back to their store over and over again by making their computers so "user friendly".